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berdogabor (msg) 34710 Feb. 22, 2019, 9:14 p.m.   x
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Kérdés
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berdogabor (msg) 34705 Feb. 22, 2019, 9:04 p.m.   x
Teszt
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berdogabor (msg) 34704 Feb. 22, 2019, 8:59 p.m.   x
Nem mered...
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berdogabor (msg) 34702 Feb. 22, 2019, 8:52 p.m.   x
Névadás
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berdogabor (msg) 34701 Feb. 22, 2019, 8:51 p.m.   x
Foglalt
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berdogabor (msg) 34696 Feb. 22, 2019, 8:44 p.m.   x
Kész van.
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berdogabor (msg) 34695 Feb. 22, 2019, 8:44 p.m.   x
Nyári fénykép
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lajostrom (msg) 34692 Feb. 22, 2019, 7:51 p.m.   x
Érdekelsz!
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lajostrom (msg) 34691 Feb. 22, 2019, 6:38 p.m.   x
for Spapa ( négyes papa
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zooli (msg) 34690 Feb. 22, 2019, 6:16 p.m.   reply to: 34689 x
Spapa próbál segíteni,valami féreg fax hirdetéseket nyom,Az "f"-fel csak előre hozza a topikot.Sajnos haldoklik ez az oldal.
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dani416 (msg) 34689 Feb. 22, 2019, 3:02 p.m.   reply to: 34688 x
mi a f...? :-)
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Spapa (msg) 34688 Feb. 22, 2019, 12:33 p.m.   x
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Daty (msg) 34684 Feb. 22, 2019, 9:56 a.m.   reply to: 34670 x
Olvass utána!:-DD
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Spapa (msg) 34683 Feb. 22, 2019, 9:51 a.m.   x
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KTib962 (msg) 34670 Feb. 21, 2019, 5:47 p.m.   reply to: 34669 x
Ez jó vicc....csak nem értem....:-)
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Daty (msg) 34669 Feb. 21, 2019, 4:33 p.m.   x
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lajostrom (msg) 34667 Feb. 21, 2019, 11:10 a.m.   x
vkami nak!
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vkami (msg) 34666 Feb. 21, 2019, 10:07 a.m.   x
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Fel.
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lajostrom (msg) 34656 Feb. 20, 2019, 7:51 a.m.   x
A hátadra is kéne egy. Vagy kettő.
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berdogabor (msg) 34641 Feb. 19, 2019, 10:25 p.m.   x
Olyan..
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berdogabor (msg) 34640 Feb. 19, 2019, 10:23 p.m.   x
Aki...
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berdogabor (msg) 34638 Feb. 19, 2019, 10:21 p.m.   x
Okos TV
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Itil900 (msg) 34635 Feb. 19, 2019, 10:06 p.m.   x
Egy nőt nem nehéz boldoggá tenni...
Csak legyél neki:
1. barát
2. társ
3. szerető
4. kisöcsi
5. bátyus
6. apa
7. tanár
8. nevelő
9. gyóntatópap
10. lelki barát
11. szakács
12. autójavító
13. szerelő
14. villanyszerelő
15. sofőr
16. hordár
17. takarító
18. lakáj
19. fafaragó
20. modell
21. lakberendezési mérnök
22. s**xológus
23. pszichiátriai szakorvos

A természeted is fontos. Legyél
1. kedves
2. sportos
3. okos
4. erős
5. jólnevelt
6. határozott
7. gyengéd
8. érzékeny
9. romantikus
10. férfias
11. Móka Miki
12. vidám
13. de mégis komolyan veendő
14. bátor
15. Micimackó
16. energikus
17. gondoskodó
18. ideákban gazdag
19. ügyes
20. szerény
21. megértő
22. elegáns
23. egyértelmű
24. szeretetteljes
25. hidegvérű
26. szenvedélyes
27. engedékeny
28. becsületes
29. adakozó
30. gyakorlati
31. igazságos
32. bármire legyél kész érte (akár bankot rabolni is)
33. reménytelen (a szerelemtől)
34. nyugodt
35. sármos
36. hűséges
37. álmodozó
38. karrierista
39. megbízható
40. mindenki felnézzen rád
41. legyél kész áldozatokra, és mindenek elött gazdag.

Ugyanakkor ne legyél:
a) féltékeny, de mégis aggódó
b) jöjjél ki a rokonaival, de ne tölts velük több időt mint a nővel
c) adj a nőnek szabadságot, de mégis mindig érdeklődj, hol és kivel
volt
d) öltözz elegánsan, de legyél kész mindig a hátadon hazacipelni a nőt
térdig sárban, majd bemászni az erkélyen ha otthon felejtette a
kulcsát. Vagy elkapni és megverni a tolvajt, aki ellopta a
ridiküljét, amiben olyan fontos dolgok voltak, mint a tükör és
ajakrúzs.
Nem szabad elfelejtened:

1. születésnapját
2. névnapját
3. házassági évfordulót
4. az első csók évfordulóját
5. menstruációját
6. a fogorvosnál foglalt idejét
7. a legjobb barátnőjének és a kedvenc nagynénijének a születésnapját.

Sajnos a fent említettek tökéletes betartása sem biztos, hogy eredményre vezet. A nő ugyanis belefáradhat a tökéletes férfi jelenlétébe és megszökhet az első gitárossal.

és most a másik oldal:
A férfi boldoggá tétele sokkal nehezebb.
Ez azért van, mert a férfinak
szüksége van:
1. s**xre
2. kajára

A nők nagy része ezt a borzasztó igényességet rabszolgatartásnak érzi. Ezeknek az igényeknek a kielégítése meghaladja a nő erejét.

Végeredmény:
Az együttélés csak akkor lehetséges, ha a férfiak végre megértik, hogy
teljesen túlkapó követeléseiket korlátozniuk kell!
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Itil900 (msg) 34634 Feb. 19, 2019, 9:43 p.m.   x

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B_Jani (msg) 34625 Feb. 18, 2019, 10:18 p.m.   reply to: 34623 x
Egy ekkora rugóúttal rendelkező motornak ez a lánc túl feszesnek tűnik. Hiába no, fiatalság bolondság :-)
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lajostrom (msg) 34623 Feb. 18, 2019, 9:51 p.m.   x
Trógermunka
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Feladvány
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berdogabor (msg) 34613 Feb. 18, 2019, 8:45 a.m.   x
4 féle
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berdogabor (msg) 34612 Feb. 18, 2019, 8:44 a.m.   x
Eközben Franciaországban.......
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