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gencsydani (msg) 32597 Nov. 22, 2017, 4:01 p.m.   x

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Winchi (msg) 32596 Nov. 19, 2017, 7:27 a.m.   x
bier :))
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Winchi (msg) 32595 Nov. 19, 2017, 7:11 a.m.   x
háp-háp :))
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Winchi (msg) 32594 Nov. 18, 2017, 7:14 a.m.   x
ja
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Winchi (msg) 32593 Nov. 18, 2017, 7:13 a.m.   x
:D
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Winchi (msg) 32592 Nov. 18, 2017, 7:12 a.m.   x
:)
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lajostrom (msg) 32591 Nov. 17, 2017, 8:22 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32590 Nov. 16, 2017, 5:54 a.m.   x

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Winchi (msg) 32589 Nov. 15, 2017, 7:12 p.m.   x

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Winchi (msg) 32588 Nov. 15, 2017, 7:12 p.m.   x

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Winchi (msg) 32587 Nov. 15, 2017, 7:11 p.m.   x
szelfi :))
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Winchi (msg) 32586 Nov. 14, 2017, 5:17 p.m.   reply to: 32583 x
:))
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lajostrom (msg) 32585 Nov. 13, 2017, 9:18 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32584 Nov. 13, 2017, 9:07 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32583 Nov. 13, 2017, 8:44 p.m.   reply to: 32582 x
Nem csoda! A mesélő is klassz i kus!;-)@):-
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varajani (msg) 32582 Nov. 13, 2017, 7:34 p.m.   reply to: 32581 x
Ilyen klasszikus viccet már régen olvastam!:-)
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Winchi (msg) 32581 Nov. 13, 2017, 5:27 p.m.   x
Szergej óriási monoklival a szeme alatt jelenik meg a munkahelyén.
Kollégái kérdezgetik, mi történt vele.
- Tegnap szakszervezeti gyűlés volt és Tamara, aki előttem ült, felállt,
hogy felszólaljon. Ekkor észrevettem, hogy a szoknyája becsípődött a
fenekébe és kihúztam.
Erre akkora pofont adott, azt hittem, az épület szakadt rám.
Pár hét múlva Szergej, ha lehet, még nagyobb monoklival jelenik meg.
Ismét kérdezgetik a kollégái, mi történt.
- Tegnap szakszervezeti gyűlés volt és Tamara, aki előttem ült, felállt,
hogy felszólaljon. Ekkor Nyikolaj, aki mellettem ült, észrevette, hogy a
szoknyája becsípődött a fenekébe és kihúzta. Én viszont tudtam, hogy
ezt nem szereti, ezért visszadugtam. :))
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gencsydani (msg) 32580 Nov. 13, 2017, 4:36 p.m.   x
Olaj...
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lajostrom (msg) 32579 Nov. 12, 2017, 7:16 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32578 Nov. 12, 2017, 6:52 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32577 Nov. 12, 2017, 6:49 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32576 Nov. 11, 2017, 7:50 p.m.   x
Én meg ide.
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gencsydani (msg) 32575 Nov. 11, 2017, 1:36 p.m.   x
Én is odatenném...:)
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gencsydani (msg) 32574 Nov. 11, 2017, 1:33 p.m.   x
Szárítás
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gencsydani (msg) 32573 Nov. 11, 2017, 1:32 p.m.   x
Művészet:)
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lajostrom (msg) 32572 Nov. 9, 2017, 10:06 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32571 Nov. 9, 2017, 10:05 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32570 Nov. 8, 2017, 8:16 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32569 Nov. 8, 2017, 3:49 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32568 Nov. 8, 2017, 3:48 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32567 Nov. 8, 2017, 3:46 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32566 Nov. 3, 2017, 7:42 p.m.   x
Uh! Remélem rám gondol. Lófax
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lajostrom (msg) 32565 Nov. 2, 2017, 11:50 a.m.   x
Má' dél van, Akkó inkább ne!
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Jam Clerk (msg) 32563 Oct. 31, 2017, 10:43 p.m.   reply to: 32560 x
"Van az a pénz... " ;)
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lajostrom (msg) 32562 Oct. 29, 2017, 7:39 p.m.   x
Tekereg a kigyó. Vaj' mi akar lenni?
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gencsydani (msg) 32561 Oct. 29, 2017, 3:30 p.m.   x
Halloween...
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OcsiÚr (msg) 32560 Oct. 29, 2017, 12:54 p.m.   reply to: 32559 x
Kérdés, hogy Ő akarná-e?
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varajani (msg) 32559 Oct. 28, 2017, 7:34 p.m.   reply to: 32558 x
Lehet,hogy valaki unja Őt is, de engem el tudna szórakoztatni...
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lajostrom (msg) 32558 Oct. 28, 2017, 5:50 p.m.   x
Uncsi
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lajostrom (msg) 32557 Oct. 28, 2017, 4:15 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32556 Oct. 28, 2017, 4:13 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 32555 Oct. 25, 2017, 10:13 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32554 Oct. 23, 2017, 3:35 p.m.   x
A velőscsontra esküszöm!
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lajostrom (msg) 32553 Oct. 23, 2017, 3:32 p.m.   x
Lehet nem baj. Zsigával vok
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lajostrom (msg) 32552 Oct. 23, 2017, 3:25 p.m.   x
Szar az idő...
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lajostrom (msg) 32551 Oct. 18, 2017, 8:46 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32550 Oct. 18, 2017, 7:15 p.m.   x
Valaki útvonalat tévesztett! Tuti.
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lajostrom (msg) 32549 Oct. 18, 2017, 6:48 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32548 Oct. 18, 2017, 6:47 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32547 Oct. 17, 2017, 7:47 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32546 Oct. 17, 2017, 8:37 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32545 Oct. 16, 2017, 9:50 p.m.   x
Ő hallja?
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GaST (msg) 32544 Oct. 16, 2017, 8:23 a.m.   x
Feleség a férjnek: - "Csináltam neked palacsintát, hogy ne haragudj rám mert összetörtem az autód."
- "Mit csináltál???"
- "Palacsintát, b*meg, nem hallod?!"
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lajostrom (msg) 32542 Oct. 13, 2017, 5:41 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32541 Oct. 13, 2017, 10:25 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32540 Oct. 13, 2017, 8:07 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32539 Oct. 12, 2017, 10:01 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32538 Oct. 11, 2017, 5:34 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32537 Oct. 11, 2017, 5:31 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32536 Oct. 8, 2017, 9:03 p.m.   reply to: 32531 x

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klimas (msg) 32535 Oct. 8, 2017, 6:33 p.m.   reply to: 32534 x
Is-is naná...:)))
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lajostrom (msg) 32534 Oct. 5, 2017, 5:54 p.m.   x
Le v.fel?? Inkább le.
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lajostrom (msg) 32533 Oct. 5, 2017, 1:38 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32532 Oct. 4, 2017, 5:56 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32531 Oct. 4, 2017, 5:55 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32530 Oct. 4, 2017, 5:54 p.m.   x

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László_atya (msg) 32529 Oct. 4, 2017, 3:41 p.m.   reply to: 32528 x
"Tisztelt esperes úr!

Reklamáló levelére reagálva tájékoztatjuk, hogy folyó év 35. heti rejtvényünk Ön által beküldött megfejtése az alábbi okból nem helyes: Az eredeti kérdés az volt: A szerelem nyilasa - 4 betű. A helyes válasz erre az Ámor. Valószínűleg félreértelmezte a kérdést, az ön által megadott "száj" válasz nem megfelelő. Ezúton kérjük, hogy szíveskedjen a bíboros úrnak jelezni, hogy az ő "segg" megoldását sem tudjuk elfogadni.

Üdv

a szerk.
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lajostrom (msg) 32528 Oct. 4, 2017, 2:58 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32527 Oct. 4, 2017, 2:56 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32526 Oct. 4, 2017, 9:57 a.m.   x
Szép reggel.
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lajostrom (msg) 32525 Oct. 3, 2017, 7:13 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32524 Oct. 3, 2017, 7:12 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32523 Oct. 3, 2017, 7:10 p.m.   x

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varajani (msg) 32522 Oct. 3, 2017, 3:37 p.m.   reply to: 32520 x
Én még láttam Szegeden 1967 körül a bordélyház épületét, már lakatlan ház volt /mivel kis lakásokká alakították a szobákat.
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lajostrom (msg) 32521 Oct. 2, 2017, 9:46 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32520 Oct. 2, 2017, 9:27 p.m.   reply to: 32517 x
Te még emlékezhetsz Hány férfi álma volt egy marokszedö. Ma.???
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Daty (msg) 32519 Oct. 2, 2017, 8:10 p.m.   reply to: 32513 x
Szerintem:
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Dokypapa (msg) 32518 Oct. 2, 2017, 7:46 p.m.   x
Meghal Jóska anyósa , a doki a halottszemlén rendőrt hív ,..valami nem kerek neki , a rendőr megérkezik kérdi , miben halt meg az anyós , az orvos szerint gomba mérgezés , na akkó minden kerek , na nem mondja a doki , mert a mama valamiért kék ződ , lila , na de nem a gombátú , mer attú nem lehet , hát akkor mitű ,. Józsi válaszol , nagy nehezen kiböki , mer nem akarta megzabálni a rohadékja . ..hát kicsit noszogatta.
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varajani (msg) 32517 Oct. 2, 2017, 6:47 p.m.   reply to: 32515 x
Marok Marcsa:-)
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lajostrom (msg) 32516 Oct. 2, 2017, 5:48 p.m.   x

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lendvai (msg) 32515 Oct. 2, 2017, 1:53 p.m.   reply to: 32514 x
Az nem lenne gond, a szilikon betétek is elviselhetők, de hát ennek férfikeze van! És karatézik, nézzétek mekkora bütykök vannak rajta! :-)
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Daty (msg) 32514 Oct. 2, 2017, 12:59 p.m.   reply to: 32513 x
Elég "girhes"!:-D
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lajostrom (msg) 32513 Oct. 2, 2017, 9:02 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32512 Oct. 2, 2017, 9:01 a.m.   x
Ô ezek az öszi fènyek! Szivem szakad....
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lajostrom (msg) 32511 Oct. 1, 2017, 9:42 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32510 Oct. 1, 2017, 9:42 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32509 Oct. 1, 2017, 9:41 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 32508 Oct. 1, 2017, 6:39 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32507 Sept. 30, 2017, 8:26 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32506 Sept. 29, 2017, 10:21 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32505 Sept. 29, 2017, 10:19 p.m.   x

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Jam Clerk (msg) 32504 Sept. 29, 2017, 8:43 p.m.   reply to: 32503 x
Már csak találni kéne egy gyanútlan vegánt, és jöhet a "meghívás egy gyilkos vacsorára" :)
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csanyi (msg) 32503 Sept. 29, 2017, 8:19 p.m.   reply to: 32502 x
Asse tuttam mi az a sillerbor....utánanéztem, nem lehet rossz, egye fene, vegánra siller bort!:))
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Jam Clerk (msg) 32502 Sept. 29, 2017, 8:13 p.m.   reply to: 32500 x
Ohohó, akkor egy újabb kérdés merül fel: milyen bor illik egy vegánvacsora mellé? Én úgy érzem, legföljebb valami sillerbor, az olyan se hús, se hal...
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csanyi (msg) 32501 Sept. 29, 2017, 7:47 p.m.   x
Nem elég, hogy vicces, de még nem is rosszak:): http://recorder.blog.hu/2017/09/28/18_spricceles_a_szereposzto_divanyon_bekvart-klippremier
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csanyi (msg) 32500 Sept. 29, 2017, 7:47 p.m.   x
Csak nem jutunk ötről a hatra, fogjunk már végre egy vegánt és együk meg egy kis borral leöblítve és akkor kiderül minden.:)
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László_atya (msg) 32499 Sept. 29, 2017, 3:17 p.m.   reply to: 32498 x
De ez csak azért lehet igaz, mert a pincepörkölt nem ette meg a sót, hanem a részét képezte, qrva nagy százalékban. :D
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Jam Clerk (msg) 32498 Sept. 29, 2017, 3:02 p.m.   reply to: 32497 x
Nem, ettől még te sós (is) vagy, hiszen megetted azt az elsózott pincepörköltet ;)
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László_atya (msg) 32497 Sept. 29, 2017, 2:14 p.m.   reply to: 32495 x
Rosszul dekódolod a szólás üzenetét. A szólás nincs tekintettel arra, hogy az ételnek milyen becsípődései vannak, csakis a fajtája a lényeg. A vegán egy becsípődés, te nem vegánt eszel, hanem a becsípődés tulajdonosát, azaz embert. Például: a mai ebédem pincepörkölt volt, ami kurvára el volt sózva. Ettől én még nem sós vagyok, hanem pincepörkölt. :))))
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