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berdogabor (msg) 34498 Feb. 8, 2019, 1:53 p.m.   x
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berdogabor (msg) 34488 Feb. 8, 2019, 1:41 p.m.   x
Csak hogy...
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berdogabor (msg) 34487 Feb. 8, 2019, 1:39 p.m.   x
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lajostrom (msg) 34486 Feb. 8, 2019, 12:17 p.m.   x
Anyádat!
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lajostrom (msg) 34480 Feb. 7, 2019, 7:25 p.m.   x
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A férj vásárol egy robotot, ami képes felismerni a hazugságot. Alig várja, hogy haza jöjjön a gyerek és kipróbálhassa. Megjön a fia, és rögtön kérdőre is vonja:
- Hol voltál?
- Benn maradtunk a könyvtárban tanulni.
A robot oda megy a gyerekhez és akkora pofont ad neki, hogy leesik a székről.
- Na fiam ez egy hazugság detektor robot, úgy hogy ne hazudj többet. Hol voltál?
- Elmentünk Pistiékhez filmet nézni.
- Mit néztetek?
- Az Egri csillagokat.
A robot erre oda megy a gyerekhez és akkora pofont ad neki, hogy leesik a székről.
- Szóval mit néztetek?
- Egy szexfilmet amit Pisti az internetről töltött le.
- Látod fiam, én a te korodban soha nem hazudtam az apámnak.
A robot erre odamegy az apához és akkora pofont ad neki, hogy leesik a székről.
- Na látod. A te fiad. -szólal meg a feleség is.
A robot erre odamegy az asszonyhoz és akkora pofont ad neki, hogy leesik a székről.
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lajostrom (msg) 34479 Feb. 7, 2019, 7:13 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 34478 Feb. 7, 2019, 6:05 p.m.   x
Már ezt is tudjuk...
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lajostrom (msg) 34470 Feb. 5, 2019, 2:45 p.m.   x
Meddig futottak a Pál utcai fiúk?
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berdogabor (msg) 34468 Feb. 5, 2019, 12:45 p.m.   x
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berdogabor (msg) 34465 Feb. 5, 2019, 12:39 p.m.   x
Már akkor....
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Jegenye fák nem nőnek....
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Ullyses (msg) 34446 Feb. 3, 2019, 9:40 p.m.   x
Két majom banánt eszik. Az egyik meghámozza, a másik nem és úgy eszi a héjával. Az első megkérdi:
-Te miért nem szeded le a héját?
Mire a másik:
- Minek?... tudom mi van benne!
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lajostrom (msg) 34431 Feb. 3, 2019, 12:03 p.m.   x
Itt meg erőtfitogtat.a természet. Épp a napokban.
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Itt enyhébb a hőmérséklet. Asszem
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lajostrom (msg) 34429 Feb. 3, 2019, 11:36 a.m.   x
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lajostrom (msg) 34428 Feb. 3, 2019, 11:01 a.m.   x
...hogy a macska ugorjon rád!
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Nagy segg nagy élvezet!
Látom h nem érted a lényeget.
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varajani (msg) 34404 Feb. 1, 2019, 10:07 a.m.   reply to: 34402 x
Többen kérdezték már, miért nem veszek BMW-t.
Nem kell többet magyaráznom, elküldtem Nekik a képet!
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lajostrom (msg) 34400 Jan. 31, 2019, 11:15 p.m.   x
Közepes.
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lajostrom (msg) 34399 Jan. 31, 2019, 10:13 p.m.   x
Ma manikűrösnél volt a baráti köröm ..
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